First of all, it’s important to understand, they’re invisible! This has been a difficult concept for some of you to get. Also, the only goal we have is to free ourselves from their blasted tyranny through attractive, delicious, deadly poisonous delicacies served at large celebrations often observed by the Kingdom of Googalog:

There will come a day when we will be free of the need to forage in the yards and lose ourselves in the back-back to find the tastiest yet most deleterious ingredients for our captors incessant feasts.

Jarni the Scullery Maid

…others have weighed in:

I have always dreamed of being the Googaloggy king but for some reason the slaves and servants won’t let me. It’s very bizarre.

One of the Chutney Children

It’s all in good fun!